And I had a date that night, we get back to the crib, weāre making out, and Iām rounding second base. She decides she wants to get up and strip.
It was the first time I had ever seen a thong.
And it was glorious.
Iām like literally writing the song, talking about the date that I was on. āDress was so scandalous / You know them other guys canāt handle thisā. This is real life.
The next day, my friends come over. I tell them, āGather around. This girl had on a, a⦠a thongā. And theyāre like, āA what now?ā
Needless to say, all my boys were, literally, like, on a pilgrimage, you know, Lord of the Rings or whatever, just to go find a thong. This is really what happened, I shit you not.
And so when I get to the chorus, I didnāt know what I should say. My friend comes in, and heās like, āYo, stop the musicā. Boom. āYo, I was with this girl last night. And guess what she gave meā. I said, āWhat, what did she give you?ā
And he was like, āThat thong-th-thong-thong-thongā.
I was like, āYo, what if right there I was like ā what if I said āthat thong-th-thong-thong-thongāā? They were like, āHaha, thatās funny, you would never do that.ā
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